(I hope I'm putting this in the right place)

so I know most of you have already seen this joke I made a while back... but here it is again...

What the Green Ember movie will probably be like:

Morbin: “I used to have a pet spider (sobs a little) then I accidentally ate it one morning! I haven’t been the same since! so…that’s why I murdered and ate rabbits that are nice. see? spiders are evil. my pet spider probably planned the whole thing, because they’re EVIL!!!! Why am I mad the spider is dead if I think it was evil you ask? simple, I’m a bird. I’m not intelligent enough to know anything!!”

judge: “okay, what’s two plus one?”

Morbin: “Three, obviously.”

judge: “ah. yes. I see. you have a mental break down. probably due to the fact that raptors of your species are kicked out of the nest before they’re even a year old. child abuse!”

Morbin: “Ah…yes…oh–oh and they also fed me RAW MEAT! how awful is that?”

judge: “let’s talk about the scene when you kill Picket, you know, the pet frog doctor that Kyle, you know, Small’s child, owns–”

Morbin: “ah. you mean when I fly in the middle of the night, even though all raptors excluding owls are nocturnal? well, Picket the frog doctor was making a rude joke that offended me, so I ate him.”

judge: “really? well then, we all live happily ever after! –uh, Emma, stop eating the mud! it’s not healthy.”

Emma, eyes crazy: “what?”

thus ends the Green Ember Movie! it’s a great work of art, I know!