(I hope I'm putting this in the right place)
so I know most of you have already seen this joke I made a while back... but here it is again...
What the Green Ember movie will probably be like:
Morbin: “I used to have a pet spider (sobs a little) then I accidentally ate it one morning! I haven’t been the same since! so…that’s why I murdered and ate rabbits that are nice. see? spiders are evil. my pet spider probably planned the whole thing, because they’re EVIL!!!! Why am I mad the spider is dead if I think it was evil you ask? simple, I’m a bird. I’m not intelligent enough to know anything!!”
judge: “okay, what’s two plus one?”
Morbin: “Three, obviously.”
judge: “ah. yes. I see. you have a mental break down. probably due to the fact that raptors of your species are kicked out of the nest before they’re even a year old. child abuse!”
Morbin: “Ah…yes…oh–oh and they also fed me RAW MEAT! how awful is that?”
judge: “let’s talk about the scene when you kill Picket, you know, the pet frog doctor that Kyle, you know, Small’s child, owns–”
Morbin: “ah. you mean when I fly in the middle of the night, even though all raptors excluding owls are nocturnal? well, Picket the frog doctor was making a rude joke that offended me, so I ate him.”
judge: “really? well then, we all live happily ever after! –uh, Emma, stop eating the mud! it’s not healthy.”
Emma, eyes crazy: “what?”
thus ends the Green Ember Movie! it’s a great work of art, I know!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
oh my that's so awesomely hilariously terrible all at once!!
Or they could rub salt in everyone’s wounds by adding some actual in-story love triangles.
A behind the scenes could be about how Meaker the squeaker got his name and how he would have run the army correctly.😂😂
I received a lot of emails, and I just got back from my homeschool group. And a big debate coming up, so I my mind is pretty full.
I am really confused. What are we talking about?
And of course we can’t forget to mention Heather the Big Bad Bullying Wolf, who beat up poor little stuttering baby Helmer (the son of Eefaw Potter) and made him cry so loud that Morbin could hear from the nest and was traumatized…“I honestly just don’t know if I can ever forgive Heather or Helmer, they scarred me for LIFE!!” 🤣
I know I'm late, but if a movie does come out, it might be worse than this...
It would be hilarious if we could get someone to actually make that video. Anybody know an animator? Then we could tell Mr. Smith we made a Green Ember movie.
XD That would be a hilariously horrible adaptation of The Green Ember series. It'd probably work for a "How It Should Have Ended" YouTube video, though. ;)
It really doesn't get old. That was probably one of the top 10 best posts from the old forum. (Old being we just branched off from it about 3 days ago...)
I can still imagine a good Green Ember movie, though. So the wave of despair crashes on the shore of hope.
Oooh, that would be soooo bad. This never gets old!