Goofhack was his name,

In telling secrets he was a bane.

A whisper here.

A titter there.

Telling secrets in your ear.

Then one day he met a king.

And saw something embarrassing.

The king had sat in a muddy spot,

And all that mud would not come off.

The king then sat on his throne,

And you could almost hear his courters grown.

Then Goofhack stood up very tall

and pronounced before them all

This very funny thing.

That he his very self had seen

The king gave him a deadly glare,

But Goofhack said it was only fair

This made the king even madder.

And this is how Goofhack became Goofhack the Blabber.