So I discovered this whole “Incorrect Quotes” thing recently, and decided some Green Ember ones would be fun. Not sure if this is the proper subforum for it, but here we go.
Helmer: I prevented a murder today.
Picket: Really? How'd you do that?
Helmer: self control.
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My first attempt exceeded all expectations. This second one took a couple of tries:
Cole: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Jo: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Heyna: In that case, we're definitely lost.
I saw that you could do a quote involving six characters, and I thought "Why not THE Six?" ??? stands for the one S.D. Smith never told us the name of.
Shelt: We’re kind of missing something guys.
Vardon: Cohesion?
Morbin: Teamwork?
Gern: A general sense of what we’re doing?
Falcowit: And ??? is not here.
Vardon: Oh, and that, yeah.
And, just for a laugh, one with the Lord Captains (except for #LastLordCaptain #BestLordCaptain , of course).
Perkin: Today, we’ll be doing a contest to see who can do the best impression of Stam.
Perkin: They will be judged on voice, body language, and overall lack of flair.
Perkin: Let the contest begin!
Gome, monotone: I live with idiots.
Harlan: …
Fesslehorn: What are we doing?
Pickwand: *High pitched noise*
Perkin: That’s your Stam impression?
Pickwand: I can imagine him doing it.
*Later*
Stam: What are you all doing?
Perkin: We found a bat. *Shows them*
Stam: *High pitched noise*
Everyone:
Pickwand: I KNEW IT!