So I discovered this whole “Incorrect Quotes” thing recently, and decided some Green Ember ones would be fun. Not sure if this is the proper subforum for it, but here we go.
Helmer: I prevented a murder today.
Picket: Really? How'd you do that?
Helmer: self control.
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My first attempt exceeded all expectations. This second one took a couple of tries:
Cole: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Jo: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Heyna: In that case, we're definitely lost.
Here's one I wrote that I hope you like.
Heather: hey everybody who do you think is the most skilled archer?
Picket: that's tough
Owen: I'd say Nate for sure
Jo: oh come on isn't it obvious!?
Cole: don't brag Jo
Jo: but it's true!
Emma: can the archer be anyone, even someone who's dead?
Heather: sure Emma. Who were you thinking of?
Emma: I would say Masie, the first Lord captain.
Jo: he doesn't count, he's dead.
Pilgrim: dead?
Owen: yeah Masie's dead.
Pilgrim: dead?
Picket: what are you getting at?
Pilgrim; oh nothing. *walks off*