So I discovered this whole “Incorrect Quotes” thing recently, and decided some Green Ember ones would be fun. Not sure if this is the proper subforum for it, but here we go.
Helmer: I prevented a murder today.
Picket: Really? How'd you do that?
Helmer: self control.
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My first attempt exceeded all expectations. This second one took a couple of tries:
Cole: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Jo: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Heyna: In that case, we're definitely lost.
If Keather had somehow happened:
Emma: So, are you two dating now?
Heather & Kyle: Yes.
Emma: Why?
Kyle: I happen to find Heather very appealing.
Emma: Yes, I can understand that. I’m trying to figure out what’s wrong with Heather.
Heather: Emma, I’m sad.
Emma, holding out arms for hug: It’s going to be okay.
Picket: Helmer, I’m sad.
Helmer, nodding: mood.
Heather: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Kyle: As sure as I am honest!
Emma: Then we’re definitely lost.