So I discovered this whole “Incorrect Quotes” thing recently, and decided some Green Ember ones would be fun. Not sure if this is the proper subforum for it, but here we go.
Helmer: I prevented a murder today.
Picket: Really? How'd you do that?
Helmer: self control.
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My first attempt exceeded all expectations. This second one took a couple of tries:
Cole: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Jo: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Heyna: In that case, we're definitely lost.
Helmer: We need help... Maybe I should call my friends.
Wilfred: ...Your what?
Helmer: My friends.
Frye, squinting: Is he saying "Friends"?
Victor: I think he's being sarcastic.
Hewson: No, no, no. This is delirium, he's cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Helmer! All of your friends are in this room.
Helmer: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.
Emma: Truth or dare.
Heather: Dare.
Emma: I dare you to kiss the cutest buck in the room.
Heather: Hey Kyle.
Kyle, smiling: Yeah?
Heather: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Smalls.
Picket: Excuse me miss. Have you ever been arrested?
Weezie: Oh. Yeah. How could you tell?
Picket: Oh. Uh…erm…I was going to say it’s illegal to be that cute…but now I’m curious.
Weezie: Aggravated assault.
Lander: Father? Can I get some courting advice?
Whitson: Just because I’m with your mother, that doesn’t mean I know how I did it.