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I thought this would be fun. This is a page where you can post jokes
some code to unscramble:
i slap floor.
clue: time in sprig-ish
a riddle-code!!
1) What do you call an eagle scientist?
2) Why is it hard to ride a male rabbit?
1 A bird brain
2 They buck
hahahaha!!!
good ones!
lol that's funny!
1. What has a voice but doesn't talk?
2. What has scales but isn't a reptile?
3. What's a dollar you can't spend?
@Hazel Tree rabbitry Yes! And fun fact did you know butterflies have scales too!
@The Fowlers yeah isn't that soo cool!
@The Fowlers Yay! And what I had no idea buterflies have scales!!!
1. What has a trunk that can't be opened?
2. What sinks you and pulls you in?
3. What kind of cat loves water?
@The Fowlers Catfish!!!
@Hazel Tree rabbitry Yes!!! You did it!!! Are you done, or thirsty for more? We have a lot more....
@The Fowlers more would be cool!
Why can I see Jo doing this?
i can!!
that's great!
Lol....we need to take that advice....haha, we'll tell our brother we weren't aiming at the target we were aiming at the neighbors fence....lol....
@The Fowlers lol..i should take that too!
Person 1: What rhymes with orange?
Person 2: No it doesn't.
ahhhhhhh i love jokes like that!!!!!!!!!
10 fish are in a tank. 2 drown, 4 swim away, 3 die. how many fish are left?
@The Fowlers nope. ten, because there allstill in the tank
@Hazel Tree rabbitry Duh, we're so dumb sometimes....we told you questions like that confuse us....lol....
@The Fowlers same.. lol..
at first i didn't get the joke..lol
before mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain?
me just looking at riddles over here... :/
Mount Everest...because even though it wasn't discovered it was still there....right? These are the kind of things that make us feel dumb...lol....
@The Fowlers Yeah.. lol..
i googled it.. i'mma go find a harder one.
imagine you are in a room with no doors and windows that is filling with water. how do you escape?
[me thinking tomb of landers dragons when i hear this]
@The Fowlers YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you got it!!!!!!!
great job!!!!!!!!!!!
@Hazel Tree rabbitry
Yes! We knew eventually we would get it! so excited!!!
@The Fowlers i love that joke!
it reminds me of GE.. lol..
GREAT JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thirty white horses on a red hill,
First they champ,
Then they stamp,
Then they stand still.
@BrokenArrow lol yes!
@BrokenArrow Lol...We love that part!
AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love the Hobbit!!!!!!
What's black and white and read all over?
@The Fowlers good one! i gotta go, though!!
@Hazel Tree rabbitry See ya later!
@The Fowlers see ya!!
uhhh.. hmm.
Riddle: what a mouth but doesn't eat and a bed that doesn't sleep?
@BrokenArrow yes...
how did you get that one so fast?
@Hazel Tree rabbitry i've heard it alot
@BrokenArrow ahh yes.. lol.. i need a better joke.. lol..
great job!!
Riddle: What do you throw away the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside, and throw away the inside?"
@BrokenArrow corn
@Rhys Organa you got it right. You throw away the husk, cook the inside, eat the corn and throw away the cob
@BrokenArrow ahh that's a good one!!
"This is your pilot speaking. AND THIS IS YOUR PILOT YELLING!"
:))))
This turned into more of a riddles thing, didn’t it?
You enter a room with a candle, an oil lamp, and a gas stove. You only have one match. Which do you light first?
The Match
@TGEFanForever @Mr. Blackstar correct.
It's so funny how obvious they are once you see the answer lol!
There was once a reporter dressed in black who went to a state fair livestock show. He ran up to the cow pen, shot a cow, then hurried away. No one ran after him. Why?
He shot it with a camera. As in taking a picture
@Mr. Blackstar Yes!
Yes
4. no
6. Yes
7. Yes
For number four, a heart and water? @mercy Great job with those answers!
I am the beginning of everything, the end of everywhere. I’m the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space. What am I?
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
If you drop me I’m sure to crack, but give me a smile and I’ll always smile back. What am I?
What breaks yet never falls, and what falls yet never breaks?
The person who makes it has no need of it; the person who buys it has no use for it. The person who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?
A man looks at a painting in a museum and says, “Brothers and sisters I have none, but that man’s father is my father’s son.” Who is in the painting?
There’s only one word in the dictionary that’s spelled wrong. What is it?
@Kilmarnock228 Wow. I never would have guessed those.
The letter 'e'
silence
mirror
day and night
coffin?
the dude looking at the painting
wrong
@Mr. Blackstar Silence... that gives me a sweet feeling... I don't know why.
Riddle: I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven. Take away the s
Riddle: You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
None of them are alone.
Oops! I think I read @Mercy's comment wrong. They are all married.
They are all married!
some code to unscramble:
i slap floor.
clue: time in sprig-ish
a riddle-code!!
1) What do you call an eagle scientist?
2) Why is it hard to ride a male rabbit?
1 A bird brain
2 They buck
1. What has a voice but doesn't talk?
2. What has scales but isn't a reptile?
3. What's a dollar you can't spend?
1. What has a trunk that can't be opened?
2. What sinks you and pulls you in?
3. What kind of cat loves water?
Why can I see Jo doing this?
Person 1: What rhymes with orange?
Person 2: No it doesn't.
10 fish are in a tank. 2 drown, 4 swim away, 3 die. how many fish are left?
before mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain?
me just looking at riddles over here... :/
imagine you are in a room with no doors and windows that is filling with water. how do you escape?
[me thinking tomb of landers dragons when i hear this]
Thirty white horses on a red hill,
First they champ,
Then they stamp,
Then they stand still.
What's black and white and read all over?
uhhh.. hmm.
Riddle: what a mouth but doesn't eat and a bed that doesn't sleep?
Riddle: What do you throw away the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside, and throw away the inside?"
"This is your pilot speaking. AND THIS IS YOUR PILOT YELLING!"
This turned into more of a riddles thing, didn’t it?
You enter a room with a candle, an oil lamp, and a gas stove. You only have one match. Which do you light first?
There was once a reporter dressed in black who went to a state fair livestock show. He ran up to the cow pen, shot a cow, then hurried away. No one ran after him. Why?
Yes
4. no
6. Yes
7. Yes
I am the beginning of everything, the end of everywhere. I’m the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space. What am I?
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
If you drop me I’m sure to crack, but give me a smile and I’ll always smile back. What am I?
What breaks yet never falls, and what falls yet never breaks?
The person who makes it has no need of it; the person who buys it has no use for it. The person who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?
A man looks at a painting in a museum and says, “Brothers and sisters I have none, but that man’s father is my father’s son.” Who is in the painting?
There’s only one word in the dictionary that’s spelled wrong. What is it?
Riddle: I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Riddle: You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?