some code to unscramble:

i slap floor.

clue: time in sprig-ish

a riddle-code!!

1) What do you call an eagle scientist?

2) Why is it hard to ride a male rabbit?

1 A bird brain

2 They buck

1. What has a voice but doesn't talk?

2. What has scales but isn't a reptile?

3. What's a dollar you can't spend?

1. What has a trunk that can't be opened?

2. What sinks you and pulls you in?

3. What kind of cat loves water?

Why can I see Jo doing this?

Person 1: What rhymes with orange?

Person 2: No it doesn't.

10 fish are in a tank. 2 drown, 4 swim away, 3 die. how many fish are left?

before mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain?

me just looking at riddles over here... :/

imagine you are in a room with no doors and windows that is filling with water. how do you escape?

[me thinking tomb of landers dragons when i hear this]

Thirty white horses on a red hill,

First they champ,

Then they stamp,

Then they stand still.

What's black and white and read all over?

uhhh.. hmm.

Riddle: what a mouth but doesn't eat and a bed that doesn't sleep?

Riddle: What do you throw away the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside, and throw away the inside?"

"This is your pilot speaking. AND THIS IS YOUR PILOT YELLING!"

This turned into more of a riddles thing, didn’t it?

You enter a room with a candle, an oil lamp, and a gas stove. You only have one match. Which do you light first?

There was once a reporter dressed in black who went to a state fair livestock show. He ran up to the cow pen, shot a cow, then hurried away. No one ran after him. Why?

1. Yes

4. no

6. Yes

7. Yes

I am the beginning of everything, the end of everywhere. I’m the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space. What am I?

What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?

If you drop me I’m sure to crack, but give me a smile and I’ll always smile back. What am I?

What breaks yet never falls, and what falls yet never breaks?

The person who makes it has no need of it; the person who buys it has no use for it. The person who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?

A man looks at a painting in a museum and says, “Brothers and sisters I have none, but that man’s father is my father’s son.” Who is in the painting?

There’s only one word in the dictionary that’s spelled wrong. What is it?

Riddle: I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?

Riddle: You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

Riddle: There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?

Riddle: What question can you never answer yes to?

If I drink, I die, if I eat, I'm fine. What am I?

Here's a joke my aunt won't tell us the answer until we figure it out. HELP US! Here's the joke: What do you put in a bucket full of rocks to make it lighter?

This sentence contains exactly threeee erors. Find the last one and you win! It's more of a riddle, but I like it.

Ooo cool! I love jokes.... but don't have any right now though lol!

Don't worry @Jo4life , I have a friend who has the same humour as you, so im pretty used to it.

Oooooo I love jokes! I do warn you I have like the worst humor ever and almost no one ever thinks my jokes are funny, but I really don’t care! Good luck...