I'm probably not going to get much fanfic done today but thought i would post some funny bits from books i'm writing. You have to have comical relief sometimes!!
Pineson Company: tese bucks are hilarious! imagine three whole books on them!! because that's what i'm writing!!!
'Gar accidentally dropped the pottery cup on the floor, spilling tea.
"Are you alright?" Carlin asked.
"Someone put salt in my tea!"
"Actually, i put salt in the sugar bowl!" Carlin laughed.
"This is war!!"'
and here's some Haze, before the war.
'"Good mornin'" Haze called.
"Hazel, when you are in the palace, please use propper grammer and get rid of that fake accent." Storm scolded.
"Yes ma'm." Haze said, still using the accent.'
ahh lol.. pinesons...
here's some after war Haze!! i hav'nt writen the funny part in Lone Scout. i wrote the end first and cried while i was writing the last chapters, especially this part.
Just slipped into the kitchen. he tripped on the lip at the bottom of the door and knocked into a cart of jam. he shattered the jars and was covered in jam as the apprentices ran away screaming.
Just knocked into a pan of bread, taking it down with him. When he stood, chunks of bread stuck to the buck's fur. an apprentice threw a jar of honey at him. just danced around the kitchen, knocking into a pot of flour.
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haze poked his head in. it was good to be home
heres some Just and Cobalts!!!
Haze grinned and shut the door on the bucks.
"Hey! you locked us in with moldy mashed potatos!" Just shouted.
"EEw! it's on my hands and everything!" Cobalt exclaimed.
"We are the masterminds and we will get you for this Hazel Steadfast!" Just yelled,
haze laughed and limped off.
i'll try to get fanfic done but hey, heres some funny scenes to make you laugh!
-Haze
oops i signed haze.. lol.. i do that sometimes.. lol..
-Fleck
ok... this writing is so cringy... sometimes i just want to erase whole chapters and rewrite 'em.
last one, i think...
“Just is mean to me.” Haze confessed. Just elbowed Haze, who glared at him.
“Why do you do that?” Sanddune asked.
“He thinks I should be less responsible.” Haze replied
“No, I don’t.” Just argued.
“Then why are you mean to me?” Haze asked.
“I shall never tell my motives, Main Captain.”
“Just! I’m uh, not a main captain, never was.”
“Liar, liar! He was a main captain.”
“Just!”
“I’m not sorry.” Just replied.
“You’d better be.” Haze replied, chasing Just down a tunnel. Sanddune shrugged, and motioned Fisher to a table.
told y'all Haze can be annoying. lol
i did not abandon this project..
i'm reading through a series called Fort Herabi i'm writing and came accross this. [Haze is sorta like Fleck which is why i accidentally sign Haze sometimes... i used to do it a lot...]
anyways, Haze can be a little annoying.. lol..
“What are you doing, Haze?”
“You need permission to hike the range.”
“Fine.” Just said.
“ask, Just.” Haze commanded.
“Fine. May we have permission to climb Dewdrop Range.” Just sarcastically whined.
“Not sarcastically.” Haze declared.
“Fine. May we hike the range?”
“Thanks. Make sure-.”
“Yeah, yeah, make sure to stay in the cover of the trees.” Just declared.
“Alright. You’ll be sorry you didn’t listen to me when your stuck in Enemy Territory.” Haze declared.
“Fine. I’ll listen.
anyhow... i used to use suddenly to much.. i started this this summer... but it was inspired by the original short story involving time machines.. this one doesn't. but it might. *evily cackling*
Suddenly, she noticed a doorknob hanging out of the ceiling. She slapped it out of the way, only to hear a small creak. A thin rope started unwinding, and a large metal bucket fell from the roof. It clumped onto her head. Freezing cold water dripped onto her fur. A red face with a white splotch opened the roof boards and stared down at her. It was soon joined by another similar face. Jack and Piper. They slipped down to the floor, and smiled. Sarah appeared from down the hall.
“Sorry. We wanted to catch Just.” Piper admitted.
“You two!” Sarah called. “ I guess Just didn’t tell you about the constant pranks.”
ugh not again!! Cobalt! Just! and now Sanddune... ugh.
“Not again!” Cobalt cried. The lid banged with a clatter to the floor, and as the three bucks ran to retrieve it, Cobalt accidentally knocked the bread tray off the counter. Sanddune tripped over the colander, releasing cockroaches, and fell with a shout and toppled into Just, who knocked the soup pot down. Cobalt fell forward into his friends, and the kits fell at the same time as the pot of soup and the tray of bread.
“Whata goin’ on in a there?” AJ called, running in.
“Just getting rid of cockroaches.” Sanddune declared.
“More a like cookeng them” AJ responded as Oreo and Milo poked there heads in, followed by Haze.
AJ.. is he too much like Gort? besides the accent?
“Youa tired, eh?” A tall, happy chef walked out of a kitchen booth holding a tray of food.
“Is that our dinner?” Sanddune asked.
“No. da bugs got dis one.” The chef replied. Just leaned into Sanddune.
“Bugs are a big problem around here, apparently.” Just said, and Cobalt nodded. The chef set down the large tray, bowed slightly, and introduced himself.
“I’m da chef eround here.” He said, “I’m AJ.”
“Happy to meet you, I’m Oreo, and that’s…” Oreo began, pausing as Sanddune wolfed down the baked potato and celery sticks on the tray. He grinned.
“Yum” He said.
“Dat a was touched bya bug! Dat is unedible! No toucha!”
“I’m sorry. I was hungry. I ‘m Sanddune.” Just and Cobalt were laughing. Oreo had her hands on her hips, and Milo was trying to explain Sanddunes action in eating the food. AJ was tapping his foot.
sorry if you were hoping to uncover my plot.. lol...
YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO!!!!!!
unless i choose to tell it... hmmm...