#JeynavsJemma

ALLRIGHT! So, this happens in a world, part one didn't. Don't hate me. And here you are:

Smalls: You could have been anywhere in Natalia tonight! But instead, you’re here with us, in New City, for a rap battle!

Audience: *cheers*

Smalls: The issue on the table, who should marry legendary archer, Jo Shanks. Heyna, you have the floor.

Heyna: *Walks out, with the crowd cheering.*

Heyna: Emma!

You say you love Jo.

You want to be with him for life.

But let’s be real.

You don’t have what it takes to be a wife.

You can’t clean a house.

You can’t stitch up a blouse.

Honestly,

you’re as worthless as a mouse.

Audience: *OOOOOOOOHS*

Smalls: Princess Emma, your response.

Emma: *Looks Heyna in the eyes*

Emma: Heyna.

You try to trash me

Look me in the eye

See? I’m royalty.

I know how to sew, cook, and clean.

Honestly, you’re bad at being mean.

Heyna: *Chuckles at Emma’s bad roasting*

Emma: What are you laughing at.

Look at me. Are you blind as a bat?

I’m beautiful.

Unlike you,

Jo would want me to be his boo.

Heyna: That is it!

Emma. You may have royal blood.

But really? You’re as beautiful as poo.

You aren't pretty, you may have some money.

But really. I’m as sweet as honey.

I can shoot a bow,

Just. Like. Jo.

Heyna: *Drops mic*

Emma: *stutters.*