So, I was bored, I like Cabinet Battle #1 and #2 from Hamilton, so here it is.
They're debating about who should get Jo.
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Heyna -
*mockingly* Wow, a pretty princess
*still mockingly* isn't she a genius?
*normal* She's held a sword up in the air
She wore a crown to add some flair
Has she ever shot a bow?
Let me think, the answer's no.
Emma -
Heyna, you made this easy.
I mean, I've already beat Weezie ( @Apple_A_Day , I'm referencing your rap battle if that's okay)
I've lost my daddy twice
You haven't even lost him once
Stop being such a baby
And act like a dang lady!
*audience "ooooooh"s*
Woman up, honey
The fans might think you're funny,
But I've run an entire country!
Who won? Your thoughts?
WHY DIDNT I SEE THIS BEFORE!!!! This is so good!!! Real quick, why does it matter that your homeschooled? It’s not like the we have rappers coming in every day to teach us as school.... or did I miss something? anyway... this kinda made me mad because you took two great characters who were really good friends and made them insult each other and I was just sad that Emma was so rude... I guess that is how it works but Emma’s hurt me because she said that Heyna needed to be a lady. one of the main reasons I like Heyna is because she isn’t put into a ladylike position. She isn’t as polite and proper and I find that a lot more relatable. I think Emma won though...
Now I’m just gonna go read all the heartfelt Heyna and Emma parts because I’m sad 😢 lol