So I discovered this whole “Incorrect Quotes” thing recently, and decided some Green Ember ones would be fun. Not sure if this is the proper subforum for it, but here we go.
Helmer: I prevented a murder today.
Picket: Really? How'd you do that?
Helmer: self control.
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My first attempt exceeded all expectations. This second one took a couple of tries:
Cole: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Jo: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Heyna: In that case, we're definitely lost.
Smalls: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
Heather: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated, and got a healthy amount of sleep.
Smalls: I said within reason, Heather.
Picket: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
Weezie: Peonies, why?
Picket:
Weezie: Were you going to get me flowers?
Picket:
Picket:
Picket: *mutters* It’s a possibility.
Heyna: I want to kiss you.
Kylen, not paying attention: What?
Heyna: I said if you die, I won’t miss you.
Emma: I’ve been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Jo: Wow. He sounds stupid.
Emma: But he’s not. He’s really smart actually. Just dense.
Jo: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey, I love you!”
Emma: I guess you’re right. Hey Jo, I love you!
Jo: See! Just say that!
Emma:
Jo: If that flies over his head, sorry Emma, but he’s too dumb for you.
Emma: Jo.
Cole: I think I’m falling for you.
Harmony: Then get up.
Victor: You have an impressive pain tolerance.
Helmer: Thanks, it’s the trauma.
Whitbie: I’m going to ask you to be respectful.
Moonlight: I will politely decline.