So I discovered this whole “Incorrect Quotes” thing recently, and decided some Green Ember ones would be fun. Not sure if this is the proper subforum for it, but here we go.
Helmer: I prevented a murder today.
Picket: Really? How'd you do that?
Helmer: self control.
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Edit: @Bea Lardinois recommended an excellent alternative site: https://perchance.org/generator-incorrect-quotes
My first attempt exceeded all expectations. This second one took a couple of tries:
Cole: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Jo: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Heyna: In that case, we're definitely lost.
In an AU where Naylen didn’t turn out so wise.
Naylen: I was trained in combat by my father, King Bleston!
Helmer: What a coincidence. I trained the rabbit who killed him.
Galt: Did you die?
Fleck: Sadly, yes. But I lived!
Studge: You need people of intelligence on this sort of mission…quest…thing!
Owen: Well that rules you out Studge.
Picket: You’re just trying to make me feel better.
Weezie: What? No! No…is it working?
Picket: A little, yeah.