So I discovered this whole “Incorrect Quotes” thing recently, and decided some Green Ember ones would be fun. Not sure if this is the proper subforum for it, but here we go.
Helmer: I prevented a murder today.
Picket: Really? How'd you do that?
Helmer: self control.
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My first attempt exceeded all expectations. This second one took a couple of tries:
Cole: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Jo: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Heyna: In that case, we're definitely lost.
Heather: *Sees Emma and Jo talking* Jo: *Is wearing a shirt that reads “Princess Emma Fanclub President”* Emma: *Walks away from Jo* Jo: *Looks at Heather* Heather: *Turns her back to reveal that the back of her shirt reads “Princess Emma Fanclub FOUNDER”*
*Heyna holding her and Kylen’s first child for the first time* Heyna: Nine months in my womb, making me suffer-and you look just like your father!
Based on a Mario fan comic I’ve seen a number of times.
Picket: Say Weezie, what’s your type?
Weezie: My type?
Picket: Yeah, like-what qualities do you look for in a buckfriend?
Weezie: Hm…well, I’d like someone courageous…and considerate…thoughtful…funny…handsome…athletic…maybe just a bit oblivious…kind…and hardworking.
Picket: Huh! Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we’re just friends.
Weezie: …Did I mention oblivious?
Picket: Yeah, why?
Weezie: Just checking.
Based on a comic from another fandom
Heather: Why didn’t you just say that you liked me?
Smalls: Because every buck with eyes likes you. I didn’t want to cause a problem.
Heather: Oh Smalls. You’re as sweet as you are dumb. *Kisses him on the cheek* And you’re really dumb.