So I discovered this whole “Incorrect Quotes” thing recently, and decided some Green Ember ones would be fun. Not sure if this is the proper subforum for it, but here we go.
Helmer: I prevented a murder today.
Picket: Really? How'd you do that?
Helmer: self control.
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My first attempt exceeded all expectations. This second one took a couple of tries:
Cole: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Jo: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Heyna: In that case, we're definitely lost.
Adapted from a DuckTales 2017 fan thing.
*Emma meets future Emma*
Emma: Hey, that's a pretty ring!
Future Emma: Thanks!
Emma: Why are you wearing it, though?
Future Emma: Becau-Um.
Emma: Was it a present?
Future Emma: Yes.
Emma: Who from?
Future Emma: A very, very close friend.
Emma: Okay, cool...Wait.
Adapted from an actual DuckTales 2017 line.
Gloria Folds: Statistically speaking in the absence of Heyward one of us is likely to fill the void and scream out in panic. But who? WHO?
Adapted from a fan comic.
Weezie Longtreader: Picket, I forgot something in the oven, can you get it for me?
Picket Longtreader: Sure thing, Weezie. *Goes to oven* Um...there's just a bun in the oven. *Pauses, then turns to a now widely grinning Weezie* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!