So I discovered this whole “Incorrect Quotes” thing recently, and decided some Green Ember ones would be fun. Not sure if this is the proper subforum for it, but here we go.
Helmer: I prevented a murder today.
Picket: Really? How'd you do that?
Helmer: self control.
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My first attempt exceeded all expectations. This second one took a couple of tries:
Cole: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Jo: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Heyna: In that case, we're definitely lost.
I've been missing from this site for a while, but I'm back and got some incorrect quotes
Emma: I trust Jo.
Cole: You think he knows what he's doing?
Emma: I wouldn't go that far.
Emma: Tonight one of you will betray us.
Jo: Is it me, Emma?
Emma: No, it's not you.
Picket: Is it me, Emma?
Emma: No it's not you either.
Kylen: Is it me, Emma?
Emma:
Emma, mockingly: iS iT mE Emma?
Heather: How do I deal with my enemies?
Picket: Kill them.
Heather: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution.
Picket: Kill them only a little?
Cole: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Jo: Oh, I'm always running.
Cole: The question is from what?
Wilfred: Can I have some of your water, Helmer?
Helmer: It's not water, it's vinegar.
Wilfred: Wh- wha-
Helmer: It's vinegar, COWARD.
Have a good Sunday y'all. :)