So I discovered this whole “Incorrect Quotes” thing recently, and decided some Green Ember ones would be fun. Not sure if this is the proper subforum for it, but here we go.
Helmer: I prevented a murder today.
Picket: Really? How'd you do that?
Helmer: self control.
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My first attempt exceeded all expectations. This second one took a couple of tries:
Cole: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Jo: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Heyna: In that case, we're definitely lost.
Picket: I never noticed the difference in our hands’ sizes.
Weezie: Are you just making an excuse to hold my hand?
Picket: *scoffs* No.
Emma: You’re such an idiot.
Jo: Well, at least I’m your idiot, right?
Emma: *blushes* That’s true.
Heather: I’m not used to being treated like this.
Smalls: Well, you should be. You’re my queen, after all.
Jo: I haven’t slept in seventy-three hours.
Picket: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia.
Helmer: It’s been ninety for me. I’m going for an even one hundred.
Cole: You bucks are terrifying.