So I discovered this whole “Incorrect Quotes” thing recently, and decided some Green Ember ones would be fun. Not sure if this is the proper subforum for it, but here we go.
Helmer: I prevented a murder today.
Picket: Really? How'd you do that?
Helmer: self control.
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My first attempt exceeded all expectations. This second one took a couple of tries:
Cole: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Jo: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Heyna: In that case, we're definitely lost.
Emma: *Laughs* It’s a shame you don’t like kids.
Jo: Ugh. Nasty little vermin.
Garten: Inconceivable!
The Commandant: You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Heather: How can you be so cold-blooded?
Dragon Prince: I’m a reptile. *Hisses*
Maggie J.: You’re teasing Father!
Whitbie: Afraid so.
Hanna: But that's mean!
Whit: "I told you, this fairy tale is about a mean brother - me!
Maggie and Hanna gasp.
Whit: But don't worry, I was about to learn my lesson.