So I discovered this whole “Incorrect Quotes” thing recently, and decided some Green Ember ones would be fun. Not sure if this is the proper subforum for it, but here we go.
Helmer: I prevented a murder today.
Picket: Really? How'd you do that?
Helmer: self control.
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My first attempt exceeded all expectations. This second one took a couple of tries:
Cole: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Jo: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Heyna: In that case, we're definitely lost.
@emma_rabbit (Emma): Short kings stay inside it’s a little windy today @shuffler
@shuffler (Picket): I’m not that short.
@emma_rabbit: Yes you are.
@private_misgivings (Helmer): Yes you are.
@firstfowler (Jo): Yes you are.
@black_as_cole (Cole): Yes you are.
@shuffler: Okay, this is just bullying now.
Naylen: I’m probably gonna die.
Kylen: Well, you’ve lived a good life.
Naylen: I’m eighteen!
Kylen: I said good, not long.
Heather: Why do you have so many siblings?
Smalls: What-
Heather: It’s not even a family tree anymore, it’s a family forest.
Jo: What did you guys get voted at the end of basic training?
Nate: ‘Cute smile but can kill Preylords.’
Owen: ‘Nicest personality.’
Studge: ‘Most likely to start a bar fight.’
Junder: ‘The second most likely to start a bar fight, but the most likely to win one.’
Studge, recalling their fight: I hate you.
If Daggler had (seemingly) killed Picket
Helmer: That was a mistake.
Daggler: Why? Because you have no one left to die for you?
Helmer: No. Because I have nothing left to fear.
Owen: Thanks for saving me bucks, though I feel kind of lame for needing it.
Nate: You shouldn’t! We’re always there for each other. We’re a team!
Studge: Yeah, even I’ve gotten in trouble once or twice!
Nate: *gives Studge a weird look* Studge: Okay, lots of times.
Perkin One-Eye: Let’s not Helmer this into a worse situation than it already is.
Lord Captains: …
Helmer: Did you just use my name as a verb?
Perkin: *snorts* Gome: Nice!
Pickwand: Dude.
Based on a DuckTales thing I found on tumblr.
Hewson: Are you two fighting or flirting?
Airen and Snoden: Yes.
*Years later* Cole: Are you two fighting or flirting?
Picket and Weezie: Yes.
Cole: Well, it could be worse. They could be flirting while fighting.
Heyna: Was that directed at me?
Cole: *sarcastically* Noooo.
Picket: I never noticed the difference in our hands’ sizes.
Weezie: Are you just making an excuse to hold my hand?
Picket: *scoffs* No.
Emma: You’re such an idiot.
Jo: Well, at least I’m your idiot, right?
Emma: *blushes* That’s true.
Heather: I’m not used to being treated like this.
Smalls: Well, you should be. You’re my queen, after all.
Jo: I haven’t slept in seventy-three hours.
Picket: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia.
Helmer: It’s been ninety for me. I’m going for an even one hundred.
Cole: You bucks are terrifying.
Heather: *lights a candle in the kitchen* Picket: *sitting at the table eating bread* Heather: It’s four in the morning.
Picket: Put that candle out.
Naylen: Are you alright?
Kylen: Short answer or long?
Naylen: Short?
Kylen: No.
Naylen: Long?
Kylen: Nooooooo.
Cole: My goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me.
Heyna: YOU CAN’T JUST SAY THAT EVERY TIME YOU BEAT ME AT CONNECT FOUR!
Rake: How are you today, Helmer?
Helmer: I’m always angry and I fear death.
Rake: “Fine” is a commonly accepted answer.
Emma: I want to wake up next to you for the rest of my life.
Jo, a career soldier: I wake up at dawn.
Emma: …I want to see you at some point in the day for the rest of my life.
Smalls: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
Heather: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated, and got a healthy amount of sleep.
Smalls: I said within reason, Heather.
Picket: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
Weezie: Peonies, why?
Picket:
Weezie: Were you going to get me flowers?
Picket:
Picket:
Picket: *mutters* It’s a possibility.
Heyna: I want to kiss you.
Kylen, not paying attention: What?
Heyna: I said if you die, I won’t miss you.
Emma: I’ve been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Jo: Wow. He sounds stupid.
Emma: But he’s not. He’s really smart actually. Just dense.
Jo: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey, I love you!”
Emma: I guess you’re right. Hey Jo, I love you!
Jo: See! Just say that!
Emma:
Jo: If that flies over his head, sorry Emma, but he’s too dumb for you.
Emma: Jo.
Cole: I think I’m falling for you.
Harmony: Then get up.
Victor: You have an impressive pain tolerance.
Helmer: Thanks, it’s the trauma.
Whitbie: I’m going to ask you to be respectful.
Moonlight: I will politely decline.
Smalls: What’s a term for two bucks who interact occasionally because their doefriends are best friends?
Jo: That’s the homie-in-law.
Cole: I said something I shouldn’t have and just ended an amazing relationship.
Naylen: Sorry to hear that.
Cole: Oh, it wasn’t mine.
*Heyna and Kylen arguing in the background*
Emerson: Why are you late?
Heyward: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.
Emerson: Overslept?
Heyward: Overslept.
Owen: I am the most responsible person in this group.
Nate: …you just set the kitchen on fire.
Owen: Yes, and I take full responsibility for that!
Heather: Emma, why are you crying?
Emma: This book is so sad!
Heather: *picks it up* But this is my diary-
Picket: Do we have any orange juice left?
Weezie: *pours remaining juice into her cup* Sorry, we’re all out.
Cheltham: There’s no “I” in team, but there is one in pizza.
Lokson: So you’re not going to share?
Cheltham: I’m not going to share.
Helmer: This is a judgement free zone. *Pulls out a knife the size of his forearm* And I mean it.
Weezie, trying to flirt: I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH! With my mouth…Softly.
Picket: *blinks* That works for me.
Naylen: You need a hobby.
Kylen: I have a hobby.
Naylen: Staring at Heyna’s face is not a hobby.
Kylen: You’re right. It’s a profession, and I excel at my job.
Emma: Four hours is the longest I’ve ever spent alone with another rabbit and I hated every second of it.
Jo: What about that time we went to Chelmsford together? That was about four hours.
Emma:
Jo: Oh, I see what just happened.
Jo: Are you ever going to listen to me?
Emma: Absolutely.
Jo: When?
Emma: When you’re right. Which hasn’t happened yet.
Weezie: You’re so annoying.
Picket: Stop holding my hand then.
Weezie: No.
Kylen: I am not going to fight you!
Heyna: Why, because I’m a doe?
Kylen: No, because you’re scary.
Heyna: Oh, okay.
Grant Whitson: I suppose I have a slight tendency to be a bit critical.
Lander: Suppose?!
Lemual: Slight?!
Davis: Tendency?!
Lucianne: A bit?!
Kylen is in the hospital reading cards
“Get well soon. Love, Naylen.”
“Miss you. Love, Heyna.“
“That wolf should have ended you. Love, Cole.”
Picket, standing in front of a board with “dying” written on it and a card covering another word: There’s only one thing worse than dying.
Picket removes card to reveal the name “Helmer”, making the statement “Helmer dying.”
Helmer, not getting it: Me?
Picket: No!
Cole: Where are you going?
Heyna: To get MYSELF a gift because SOMEONE didn’t get me one!
Kylen: I told you, I did! It will be ready on Friday!
Cole, fully aware that Kylen got Heyna an engagement ring: *eats popcorn*
Winslow: I know I pretend to hate you, and you pretend to hate me.
Smalls: I do hate you.
Winslow: Why???
Smalls: Because you’re a despicable rabbit who’s resented me since the day I was born!
Winslow: Before.
Ronan: So, what are all your skills?
Jo: I’m a master archer.
Emma: I’m a fully trained doctor.
Cole: I’m an expert swordsbuck.
Heyna: I make good life decisions.
Ronan: That’s not really-
Jo: No, trust us. She’s our most important member.
Emma/Weezie: I love you.
Jo/Picket: I thought I annoyed you?
Emma/Weezie: You do annoy me. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible, but I want to spend every irritating minute with you.
Jo/Picket: …I love you too!
Couldn’t choose between which couple I wanted to do on that last one, so I did both.
Made up a few:
Emma: This is Coleden Blackstar, our distant cousin.
Whitbie: A pleasure, young sir.
Emma: You already know Captain Longtreader.
Whitbie: Pleasure to see you again, Packslayer.
Emma: And this is Jo! *Hugs him*
Whitbie: *Eyes narrowed* …I’m watching you, punk.
Smalls: I am not obsessed with Heather.
Picket: Denial. It’s not just a river on a planet where people read books about us.
Naylen: On a scale of having a doe with numerous older brothers mad at you, how bad is it-Lucianne Blackstar? Or Harmony?
Kylen: Emma.
And now a few I found.
Emma: Did you tell anybody we're engaged?
Jo: Yes, Emma, I have no self control and I told the pretzel vendor we're engaged.
Emma: Okay, no need to be sarcastic.
Jo: No, seriously, I have no self control and I told the pretzel vendor we're engaged
Picket: *Crying* Weezie: You okay?
Picket: Yeah, it's just these onions.
Weezie: *To the onions* What did you say to my buckfriend?
Cole: Where's Kylen?
Heyna: HE IS NOT MY BUCKFRIEND!
Cole: Whoa there, never said he was.
Heyna: ...Oh.
how do you get those links to make them correctly for the characters?
Weezie: I'm immune to mean and hurtful words because Picket says nice things to me every day, and his love protects me.
Helmer: I'm immune to mean and hurtful words because Airen says mean things to me every day, so I'm prepared.
Nate Flynn: Owen, you're in charge while I'm away.
Owen: I'm your buck.
Nate: Don't do anything stupid.
Owen: I'm kinda your buck.
Nate: Please keep Junder and Studge from bullying Jo.
Owen: ...you need another buck.
Some more irl ones
Jo: *Heading over to hang with the rest of the fowlers, drops schoolbooks on Cole's toe.
Cole: "why'd you do that?"
Picket, randomly showing up. "He has a crush"
Cole: "THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SITUATION ON HAND!"
Jo: "What... Where's Emma?????"
Helmer: good job! You all passed!
Jo: *jumps happily out of seat and dances
Helmer: JO! Sit down!
Jo: *does pushup* Celebratory Push-up!!!
Emma: I-is that blood on your shirt!?
Jo: What blood?
Emma: That blood!
Jo: Oh. It's not mine.
Emma: Is that supposed to reassure me?
Heyna: You don't think I can fight because of my gender!
Naylen: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Kylen could fight in that dress either.
Kylen: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.
Picket, acting tough: You guys don't want to mess with me.
Weezie: Yeah, Picket will straight up cry in public. Don't try him.
Picket: Exactly, I will straight up--
Picket:
Picket, tearing up: Weezie, why would you say that?!
Heather: This is Wilfred, he loves his personal space.
Smalls: Bounds into room and attaches himself to Wilfred's arm.
Heather: And this is Smalls, he also loves Wilfred's personal space.
Nate: Together we'll save Natalia, or die trying.
Bracers: All except Studge run off Studge: Die?
Bracers: Come back and pull Studge along with them Studge: Die?
Jo: So when are you going to go out with me?
Emma: I don't know, when are you gonna ask me out?
Jo: ...uh...
Later
Cole: So you just ran away?
Jo: I didn't think she was gonna flirt back!!
Kylen: Hey Heyna, take a look at this beautiful work of art!
Heyna: Wait...Kylen, this is just a mirror--
Heyna: Blushes
Naylen: Father, how do you know if a doe likes you?
Bleston: She laughs at your jokes, none of which are clever, original, or insightful.
Naylen:
Bleston: What? You think I tell bad jokes all day for nothing? You think that's fun for me? I am probing your mother for honest signals of affection. When she stops smiling at the way I say "It's a whisky maneuver" whenever I whisk batter, I'll know she's divorcing me, perhaps that very fortnight.
Naylen: I'm...horrified.
Bleston: Hi Horrified. I'm Dad. Naylen's Mom: Ahahahaha!
Bleston: Good. Very good.
That last one was modified from this comic. Had to make it fit our favorite rabbits, and thought the suggestion of divorce was better than what the comic went with.
Helmer: Captain, where's Picket?
Cole: Doing stuff.
Helmer: Then where's Heather?
Cole: Trying to stop Picket from doing stuff.
Helmer: So where's Jo?
Cole: Stopping Heather from stopping Picket from doing stuff.
Helmer: If they're all doing that, why are you here and not with them?
Cole: I have to keep you distracted so you can't stop Jo from stopping Heather from stopping Picket from doing stuff.
Airen: Weezie no!
Weezie: Weezie yes!
Almost everyone ever: WEEZIE NO!
Weezie: Forget you! Weezie yes!
Picket: Weezie yes!!!
Weezie: Wee- Weezie: Oh.
Weezie: Oh, I like him.
Emma: *levels a scalpel at Jo* STOP WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING AND DON'T MOVE!
Jo: What-
Emma: I SAID DON'T MOVE!
Jo: *freezes in place* Okay, okay! What's going on?
Emma: Put your hands up!
Jo: ... *does as he's told* Emma: *HUGS HIM* Jo:
Jo: Not fair.
Smalls: Hey Longtreader!
Heather: When are you going to stop calling me that?
Smalls: When you become a Joveson.
Naylen: Kylen, What's your biggest fear?
Kylen: I don't have any fear.
Cole: What if you woke up one day and Heyna was taller than you?
Kylen: ...I have one fear.
Jacks: Don't talk down to me.
Harmony: Well I can hardly talk up to you. You're too short.
Emma: I have very high standards. I only fall in love with coordinated-
Jo: *stumbles into the room, knocking over a vase, startling two younglings, and landing flat on his face* Emma:
Emma:
Emma: I want that one.
Snoden: So what's the plan for tonight?
Airen: Are you sure you want to talk about the P-A-R-T-Y in front of H-E-L-M-E-R?
Helmer: *sarcastically* It's times like this I sure wish I could spell.
Jo: Can I be your partner for the next race?
Heyna: Sorry, Jo. It's a sibling race.
Cole: Maybe there's a contest for lonely children after this.
Heyna: It's only children, Coleden. A lonely child is what you're going to be when I disown you!
Weezie: You want the last muffin?
Picket: Yeah.
Weezie: You want the last muffin?
Picket: Yes.
Weezie: Do you want the last muffin?
Picket: Yes!
Weezie: Will you go on a date with me?
Picket: YES!
Picket: Waaait...
Kylen: You know, your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Victor: So him?
Heyna: Yes dad.
Victor: Are you sure?
Heyna: Yes, dad.
Victor: This is the best you could do?
Heyna: Dad!
Cole: Believe me dad, I've been here this whole time and I still don't understand why him.
At Sween and Whittle's wedding.
Officiant: Should anyone have reason why these two should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace.
Garten: *Looks around* Really? We're all just going to let this happen?
Jo: You are, without a doubt, the biggest security issue in the entire resistance.
Emma: I'm your favorite security issue.
Baby Helmer: Eh-eh.
Helmer's Mom: His first words!
Baby Helmer: Everything is a weapon.
Helmer's Mom: ...
Jo: I had a crush on someone and I didn't know how to handle it so I filled their room with heart-shaped confetti.
Picket:
Cole:
Heather:
Heyna:
Emma: That was you?
Nate: What was the most inspiring thing I've ever said to you?
Studge: "Don't be an idiot." Changed my life.
Weezie: *laughing* Is there anything you can't do?
Picket: Gather up my wits and ask you out.
Weezie: What?
Picket: What?
Jo: *sedated*
Emma: Come on, let's get you home.
Jo: I am.
Emma: What?
Jo: I'm with you.
Emma: *dies on the inside*
Kylen: Well, I'm about to do something stupid.
Heyna: You're always doing something stupid. How is this any different?
Kylen: *kisses her* Heyna: *Brain.exe has stopped working. Attempting to restart*
Wilfred: It's just...no matter what I do, no one at school wants to be friends with me.
Frye: Yeah, I can't really relate to that problem at all. But you know who no one likes? *Inhales* HEY HELMER! Helmer: *Right next to them* First of all, how dare you.
A bunch of rabbits fire an ineffective shower of arrows at Morbin Rabbit: That was but a taste of our fury! Do you yield?
Morbin: *chuckling* I do not.
Kylen: Doesn't your dad worry something might happen to you?
Heyna: I am something that happens to other people!
Got a lot today.
Weezie: I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing. Looks at Picket, napping on her shoulder, and smiles. I do know that I'm doing it really, really well.
Jo: eating cinnamon roll Emma: *gasping* Cannibalism!
Jo: confused chewing noises
Smalls: Nobody is perfect.
Heather: walks by Smalls: One person is perfect.
Cole: I am clearly not cut out to help people make life choices.
Harmony: Oh, I wouldn't be so sure. You helped me choose you.
Cole: Okay, that time I was a genius.
Naylen: I accidentally ate Heyna's sandwich. How long do you think I'll have to live?
Kylen: Ten.
Naylen: Ten what?
Kylen: Nine.
Winslow: I love this picture of our siblings when we were younger. We were so happy.
Whitbie: Where's Smalden?
Winslow: Smalden wasn't born yet. That's why we were so happy.
Heather: Brr, it's kind of cold.
Smalls: Oh here, take my scarf. Wraps scarf around her neck.
Heather: Smiling Thanks Smalls
Weezie: Whoa, I'm cold.
Picket: What?! Gives her his waistcoat. Weezie, I told you. Gives her his winter coat and cloak. That it was gonna be cold out today! Gives her his jacket. What if you come down with something? Gives her his scarf.
Jo: *BAM* Emma: What was that?
Jo: My shirt fell.
Emma: That sounded louder than a shirt falling, though.
Jo: I was in the shirt.
Harmony: Truth or dare?
Cole: Truth.
Harmony: I dare you to come over and kiss me right now.
Cole: Getting up. Alright.
Naylen: ...but he didn't even pick dare?
Kylen: Looking lovingly at Heyna. You're so tiny and adorable.
Heyna: I could kill you in your sleep.
Kylen: Smiling lovingly. I know!
Whittle: *sweating* So there's something I want to ask y-
Sween: Finally, you're proposing!
Whittle: ...how did you know?
Sween: Sweetheart, you've dropped the ring five times during dinner alone. I even picked it up once.
Picket: You can't make everyone like you. You're not Weezie.
Moonlight: What? Not everyone likes Weezie.
Picket: Who doesn't?
Moonlight: Well-
Picket: Names, now. Give me their names.
A few years down the road.
Emma: How do tall people sleep? Wouldn't their feet go right past the blanket?
Jo: Em, it's three in the morning.
Emma: You can't sleep?
Jo:
Emma: Is it the blanket?
Heather: And then this poet wrote the-
Smalls: Wait-I know that! Agh, wait a second...It was this buck with the weird hat and everything-You told me the last time-
Heather: You actually listen to me?
Smalls: Confused. Why wouldn't I?
Heather: Hugs Smalls with teary eyes. Thank you.
Smalls: Er-you're welcome?
Harmony: Carrying supplies in both hands. Cole: Reaches out a hand to help her. Harmony: Shifts the supplies so she can hold Cole's hand. Cole: That's not what I-okay.
Heyna: I know you hate me, Kylen, but-
Kylen: Wait, what? You think I hate you?
Heyna: You always clam up when I enter the room, and you're always watching me, and you never want to hang out with me, and you get tense whenever I walk close to you, and you won't talk to me in full sentences-oh, wait, I hear it now, oh my goodness, you have a crush on me, that's adorable.
Fay: You know what I don't like about my last name? It's different from your last name.
Flint: ...Fay, we don't have last names.