oh my gosh!!! i was trying not to laugh and i... well... died laughing. i guess i need one now jk lol.

Man I forgot about this thread...

Helmer the Black

He once said he’d never killed a raptor.

His last act was killing half the raptors.

Here lies Farlock

Didn’t have far luck.

Here lies Ronan

And he’d just quit all his moanin’.

Here lies Falcowitson

He wanted a tan, now he’s got one.

Here lies Frye

No better way to die.

Here lies Gern

Had an unexpected turn.

Okay, getting serious for a moment:

Helmer the Black

Lord Captain of the Army of Natalia

Beloved Brother, Uncle, and Master

“I guess ladybugs can fly after all.”

Here lies Aunt Jone

Wrong "tonic"

Here lies Edward Weaver

I guess the figured out...

@Zanni Werthison Helmer’s like a honey badger:

Anyone met this guy? I have. Ok, I have met all of them. They're my families favorite college basketball team.

Here lies Daggler:

Shouldn't have made Helmer angry

Here lies Jo:

Even the last archer can fall

Here lies Helmer:

Psych! He's still alive

HERE LIES PRINCE BLESTON Falling never hurt anyone; It was the sudden stop at the end that got him. HERE LIES DAGGLER (Top half)

HERE LIES FALCOWIT (Also there, and there, and there, and way over there, and over by that tree I think...)

Here lies Picket

Those wings weren't magic after all...

Here doe not lie Redeye

You seriously thought we’d bury that guy?

Here lies Smalls

Somebody decked his halls.

Here lies Flox

Should have been born a fox.

Here lies Jupiter

Crud, nothing rhymes with Jupiter!

Here lies Blenk

You shouldn’t have called her a skank.

Heyward

There were wolves near that hedge

Frye

Died of crankiness.

Maggie

Went into the fog

Jo Shanks

So tall he hit his head on a mountain.

Morbin

Too big for the grave.

Smalls

Shouldn't of listened to Picket.

Jo Shank

He thought I was playing made you look...

I wasn't

If you get that one

Here lies Heather,

Didn’t check the weather.

Here lies Picket,

Shouldn’t have gone in that thicket.

Here lies Garten,

His last move wasn’t a smart one.

Here would lie Falcowit,

But there was nothing left for the pit.

I’ll come up with some more respectful ones another time.

Sween

Should’ve realized her singing was too loud before it was too late

Helmer

If you’re reading this, it’s already too late to escape the ambush.

Bleston

Guess I wasn’t as full of hot air as everyone said.

Here lies Tameth Seer,

Should have avoided that spear.